TICK TOCK TICKS TOCKS, SLAM BANG, GRAB YOUR SOCKS
OK. I'm ticked off again.
Folks.
There aint no such thing as a 'free gift.'
Unless you want to wallow in redundancy, again.
By definition, a gift is free.
Saying 'free gift' is akin to saying 'wet shower' or 'little shrimp.'
It's redundant, again.
All over television and radio broadcasts, magazines, newspapers, you name it, I see or hear 'free gift.' Call this number for your 'free gift.' Write to this address for your 'free gift.' Go to this website for your 'free gift.'
Children, I must tell you there aint no such thing as a 'free gift' and there aint no such thing as a free lunch. Robert Heinlein told us that years ago, and it aint changed a whit.
HOOT HOOT HOOT
Folks.
There aint no such thing as a 'free gift.'
Unless you want to wallow in redundancy, again.
By definition, a gift is free.
Saying 'free gift' is akin to saying 'wet shower' or 'little shrimp.'
It's redundant, again.
All over television and radio broadcasts, magazines, newspapers, you name it, I see or hear 'free gift.' Call this number for your 'free gift.' Write to this address for your 'free gift.' Go to this website for your 'free gift.'
Children, I must tell you there aint no such thing as a 'free gift' and there aint no such thing as a free lunch. Robert Heinlein told us that years ago, and it aint changed a whit.
HOOT HOOT HOOT
posted by tanstaafl | 8:05 PM
1 Comments:
Yeah my "free gift" I am supposed to get for signing with my satellite provider is actually going to cost me $30 for shipping and handling. The thing is, I don't have to send in the certificate to get it. Not to mention that it would cost me a lot more to get a video camera someplace else.
Still debating......
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